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We pour blood, sweat, tears, and at least three cold ones into handcrafting your new cart. Then we hand it over. And you heart it. (Shocker.) And we've been doing this for a decade now. Since way before “lifted golf carts” was even a thing. Hey, it’s Steve from: www.GOATGolfCarts.com I help classy customers, like yourself, put down the grease... and pick up the keys. How, you ask? By creating custom, ready-to-roll, luxury golf carts. Just imagine. No bait and switches. No sleazy sales pitches. No unexpected up-charges. No need to shop manufacturers. And no nickel and diming from dealers. Just pick a golf cart and go back to getting wine-drunk with neighbors you don’t even like all that much. (But hey, Susie’s shrimp scampi dip is not a game. So I’m glad ya went.) Better yet? You didn’t hafta get bum-rushed by the slick sales guy the second you show up. Or compare and contrast golf cart designs. Or scour the interwebs for the best battery. Or cry over kilowatts. Or download another gotdamn cart comparison guide. Or win over the wifey. (or hubby) Or feel like you got robbed when you roll out of bed the next morning. Or, heck, you didn't even have to find a way to get it home. (Yep, we handle that too.) So that, all you gotta do? Is spoil your kids with rides to school, mosey over to the mailbox, or hit up Patty's pool party one street over. How’s that sound? Like peaches and sunshine? If so, you should check out our inventory, B

Look, I’d rather eat my own eyeballs than see you struggle with choices for custom building your own cart. We like to keep things simple. So you don’t get information constipation. Build your new cart here: GOATGolfCarts.com/CustomOrders And after we receive your custom order submission? We’ll hit ya up, go over it all, confirm choices, answer questions, talk delivery times, and get you pricing. - Steve PS, here's that link again: GOATGolfCarts.com/CustomOrders

Hey, it’s Steve. From GoatGolfCarts.com We build and sell luxury golf carts. For those who want the best… Who wanna stand out with all the bells and whistles. If that interests you? Please take a minute to check out our available inventory: GoatGolfCarts.com And sorta screen yourself. And only request a quote if you love what you see, it checks all your boxes, and you have a budget. That way, we’re not bugging you with emails and calls you don’t wanna respond to. Thanks! -Steve PS, no cost for delivery. PPS, all of our carts come with a 10 year warranty and lifetime battery warranty. PPPS, here's that link again: GoatGolfCarts.com

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We pour blood, sweat, tears, and at least three cold ones into handcrafting your new cart. Then we hand it over. And you heart it. (Shocker.) And we've been doing this for a decade now. Since way before “lifted golf carts” was even a thing. Hey, it’s Steve from: www.GOATGolfCarts.com I help classy customers, like yourself, put down the grease... and pick up the keys. How, you ask? By creating custom, ready-to-roll, luxury golf carts. Just imagine. No bait and switches. No sleazy sales pitches. No unexpected up-charges. No need to shop manufacturers. And no nickel and diming from dealers. Just pick a golf cart and go back to getting wine-drunk with neighbors you don’t even like all that much. (But hey, Susie’s shrimp scampi dip is not a game. So I’m glad ya went.) Better yet? You didn’t hafta get bum-rushed by the slick sales guy the second you show up. Or compare and contrast golf cart designs. Or scour the interwebs for the best battery. Or cry over kilowatts. Or download another gotdamn cart comparison guide. Or win over the wifey. (or hubby) Or feel like you got robbed when you roll out of bed the next morning. Or, heck, you didn't even have to find a way to get it home. (Yep, we handle that too.) So that, all you gotta do? Is spoil your kids with rides to school, mosey over to the mailbox, or hit up Patty's pool party one street over. How’s that sound? Like peaches and sunshine? If so, you should check out our inventory, B

Forget lithium-ion or lead acid! Forget under glow LED lights! Forget gas or electric carts! Forget speed controllers! Forget golf bag racks! Forget wheel sizes! Forget kilo-watts! Forget brakes! Forget lift kits! And forget about tryin’ to compare golf cart brands, features, and functions, without wanting to day-drink. Today, you’ve got so many sales guys in the golf cart market giving great advice. About electric motors, speed controllers, battery brands, you name it. And there’s so much snazzy tech. Touchscreens, bluetooth, backup cameras, led lighting, etc. And it’s like: “How do I decide what So-and-So said, buy *this* battery and *that* lift kit?” “And how many kilowatts do I want?” (“Cuz I keep hearing mixed recommendations.”) “And will that thing even fit in my garage?” “And what if I have seven people crammed on my cart?” “Or seventeen?” “Can my cart even carry that much weight?” “Wait, what is the weight capacity?” “Or what kinda speakers are best with bluetooth?” “And how’d Lil’ Homie make his speakers light up like that?” “And I see my neighbor Ned has brake and blinker lights.” “Do I need those too?” “Ugh! I don’t know even where to start!” “Maybe I’ll just put on some Drake and cry myself to sleep…” “Revisit this in the morning.” PAUSE. Pull yourself together. It doesn’t have to be this hard. Hey, it’s Steve, from: www.GOATGolfCarts.com/Compare We